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 Forum: THE SPORTS BAR   Topic: fuk rooney

swordy
 Post subject: Re: fuk rooney
Posted: Wed 08 Sep, 2010 17:20 

Replies: 3
Views: 25
Woodland wrote:
Good one Daz. [thumbs up.gif] [thumbs up.gif]

Wait 'til the clubs come looking for him I'd say, then he'll get his choice of boots (then so'll you!!) [tiphat.gif] {{lol}} {{lol}}


Daz is used to getting the Boot regularly [tongue0015.gif]

 Forum: GENERAL NEW'S FORUM   Topic: Lifes' a bastard huh??

swordy
 Post subject: Re: Lifes' a bastard huh??
Posted: Wed 08 Sep, 2010 08:14 

Replies: 5
Views: 20
Thieving git got what he deserved [coffee.gif]

 Forum: UK HAULAGE AND TRANSPORT NEW'S   Topic: Calne lorry enters toy fame

swordy
Posted: Tue 07 Sep, 2010 08:48 

Replies: 6
Views: 42
That Vet geezer did a prog on rebuilding one it was on Discovery channel a couple of days ago quite interesting [coffee.gif]

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: The Convict

swordy
 Post subject: The Convict
Posted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010 12:22 

Replies: 2
Views: 16
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, Kisses her...

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: Crap Joke

swordy
 Post subject: Crap Joke
Posted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010 12:10 

Replies: 2
Views: 18
A Womans dog is drowning in the sea.
A passing German tourist dives in, pulls
out the dog, resuscitates it & saves its life.

'Are u a vet' said the woman.

'Vet?' said the German!

'Im fucking soaked!

{{lol}} {{lol}}

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: Wedding Joke

swordy
 Post subject: Wedding Joke
Posted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010 12:04 

Replies: 1
Views: 14
THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skir...

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: The Office Fling

swordy
 Post subject: The Office Fling
Posted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010 11:57 

Replies: 1
Views: 15
This fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend.He approaches her anyway and offers her £1000 if she'll have sex with him? I'll throw the money on the floor,you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."the girl consults her boyfriend.He advises her go 4 it and ...

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: Marriage No ?

swordy
 Post subject: Marriage No ?
Posted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010 11:53 

Replies: 1
Views: 15
Man lying in bed after sex with his new thai wife.she keeps stroking his cock.

He says:do you like my cock that much?




She says:"no i just miss mine".


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 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers

swordy
Posted: Sun 05 Sep, 2010 22:11 

Replies: 2
Views: 17
{{lol}} {{lol}} {{lol}} {{lol}} {{lol}} {{lol}} {{lol}}

 Forum: UK HAULAGE AND TRANSPORT NEW'S   Topic: Drink drive teacher in M1 smashes

swordy
Posted: Sun 05 Sep, 2010 10:56 

Replies: 2
Views: 13
Trucker suffered whiplash injuries ???? [261.gif] where there's blame there's a claim comes to mind here.

 Forum: UK HAULAGE AND TRANSPORT NEW'S   Topic: Cyclist died after smashing into the side of a lorry

swordy
Posted: Sun 05 Sep, 2010 10:54 

Replies: 3
Views: 19
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 Forum: GENERAL NEW'S FORUM   Topic: ROoooooney scores for England at last

swordy
Posted: Sun 05 Sep, 2010 10:41 

Replies: 5
Views: 23
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22538473/



::lmao:: ::lmao:: ::lmao::

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: news flash van driver in a skirt

swordy
Posted: Sat 04 Sep, 2010 23:12 

Replies: 6
Views: 34
[clap21.gif] Dave passed your driving test at last {{lol}}

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: George Michael

swordy
 Post subject: Re: George Michael
Posted: Sat 04 Sep, 2010 22:52 

Replies: 1
Views: 14
That's worthy of a Muffdiver award for crap joke of the week!

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: Women

swordy
 Post subject: Re: Women
Posted: Sat 04 Sep, 2010 22:50 

Replies: 3
Views: 23
Jman wrote:
Q.Whats your favorite quality in a woman?













A. Ability to say yes. [bouncingboobs.gif] [bananadoggy.gif]


And to stop talking when told [woodland2.gif] [woodland2.gif] [woodland2.gif] [woodland2.gif] [woodland2.gif] (notice I didn't say asked) {{lol}}

 Forum: GENERAL NEW'S FORUM   Topic: Watch out Lads the POLICE are at it again!!

swordy
Posted: Sat 04 Sep, 2010 19:07 

Replies: 2
Views: 19
You can just imagine the meeting to come up with this idea can't you. "Well i'm bored what shall we come up with today? oh I know how about a police Tractor we could do with one of them" [wanker.gif]

 Forum: GENERAL NEW'S FORUM   Topic: Watch out Lads the POLICE are at it again!!

swordy
Posted: Sat 04 Sep, 2010 18:45 

Replies: 2
Views: 19
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Sep/Week1/15712988.jpg http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Lincolnshire-Police-Force-Ditches-The-Squad-Car-And-Takes-Up-With-A-Tractor-To-Fight-Crime/Article/201009115712964?lpos=Strange_News_Third_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region__5&a...

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: Foreign Secretary Hague

swordy
 Post subject: Re: Foreign Secretary Hague
Posted: Fri 03 Sep, 2010 08:19 

Replies: 4
Views: 33
scaniaman_dave wrote:
dunno mate does your wife after u been [taff.gif] ???


She might have done Dave BUT Taff's not married (lucky bastard) {{lol}}

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: pasterboard and fat birds

swordy
Posted: Fri 03 Sep, 2010 08:17 

Replies: 8
Views: 42
::lmao:: ::lmao:: ::lmao:: @ Taff

 Forum: NEW MEMBERS INTRODUCTION   Topic: hello anyone here

swordy
 Post subject: Re: hello anyone here
Posted: Thu 02 Sep, 2010 14:32 

Replies: 17
Views: 139
Welcome to the site mate [tiphat.gif]

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: news flash drought in georgia usa

swordy
Posted: Thu 02 Sep, 2010 08:21 

Replies: 10
Views: 39
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 Forum: NEW MEMBERS INTRODUCTION   Topic: HELLOOOOOOOO

swordy
 Post subject: Re: HELLOOOOOOOO
Posted: Thu 02 Sep, 2010 08:21 

Replies: 15
Views: 62
How do [tiphat.gif]

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: 2 blondes

swordy
 Post subject: Re: 2 blondes
Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2010 16:34 

Replies: 1
Views: 18
{{lol}} {{lol}}

 Forum: LINKS FORUM   Topic: Death Clock

swordy
 Post subject: Re: Death Clock
Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2010 14:53 

Replies: 9
Views: 43
I put Vas's details in and it came back as 30 august 1910 so it's quiet accurate {{lol}} The fact he is still here is the reason they have upped the retirement age for the rest of us {{vascon}} {{lol}}

 Forum: BRIAN'S GROAN EMPORIUM   Topic: so taff was saying

swordy
 Post subject: Re: so taff was saying
Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2010 14:45 

Replies: 2
Views: 21
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